Your Boy Side:
[X] you love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Yeah...but not when they've been seriously hurt, just minor things like walking into chair or falling up stairs. Clumsiness more than pain.)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hot wheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice. (NOOO)
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth. (Yeah…not proud of that…
[ ] Wear boxers.

TOTAL: 10

Your Girl Side
[x] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner. (Hehe and lots of it)
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colours.
[ ] You wear the colour pink. *stabs question*
[ ] Go to your mom for advice. (I did, yeah. Would if I could.)
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. (Well, yeah, it’s a sport. If golf is a sport, then so is cheerleading.)
[ ] You hate wearing the colour black. (BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (No! Fuck no, I hate people touching my feet. I do my own nails, thanks.)
[x] You like wearing jewellery.
[x] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. (Yeah, about that. Half-hour shower, ten minutes to get dressed, five minutes to do makeup. May take longer if I can’t find stuff, which is often.)
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should. (I smile a lot, but I’m not going to check this because it’s not more than I should.)
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Uh, about 14)
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (GUILTY AS FUCK)

TOTAL: 16


Hmm. That’s about right, really. As stupid as this quiz is, it's got me pegged.

Yeah, I’m girly and feminine and shit, but I also don’t mind putting on jeans and a t-shirt, getting dirty, running around, playing PS2 games/arcade games, etc. (lol ‘tis fun to see the looks on people’s faces when you’re in “good clothes” and playing a shooting or fighting game XD)

What colour/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = Emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[x] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[x] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = Emo
[ ] Camo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capri’s = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = Tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair colour?
[x] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[x] 1 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who ate
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[x] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a Jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an Easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a French fry
[ ] 29 = Michael Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the colour of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[x] Black = because I’m sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

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I'm a hot scene kid that everyone wants to make out with who got stabbed horribly by a bag of weed because I’m sexy as hell. (WTF!)


Heh. A bag of weed, a bag of weed, everything’s better with a bag of weed!

Stolen from:

This is how it's done!
RULES:

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they

have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your profile):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ when I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-

Dear

I don't know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it that night in your camping car when I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring and your old lottery coupons to you, but I’ll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about a new life as a clone.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

Rik




1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagne - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Makeover: Home Edition sucks


8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


I TAG:

MUSIC QUIZ
1) Press Shuffle on your music player
2) Write down what song
3) Go to the next question, repeat until you reach the end
4) Re-post this as the last song
5) Tag peoples (if you can be bothered)


If someone says "Is this okay?" you say,
I Don’t Wanna Stop

How would you describe yourself?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams

What do you look for in a guy/girl?
¿Viva La Gloria? (Little Girl)

How do you feel today?
Change the World

What is your life's purpose?
Window Song

What is your motto?
Temper
[Parade! Laugh! Rejoice! Sing!
We are the victors of a nothing.]

What do your friends think of you?
Breathe Without You
[I hope so]

What do you think of your parents?
The Best Damn Thing
[WHAT!!!!]

What do you think about very often?
The Dead Parade

What is 2+2?
It’s On

What do you think of your best friend?
The Worst Day Ever
[Now, that’s just mean.]

What is your life story?
The Sun
[???]

What do you want to be when you grow up?
What I’ve Done
[I want to be regretful???]

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Social Disgrace
[YES!]

What will they play at your funeral?
[This could be interesting!]
In Too Deep

What is your hobby/interest?
Trip 2 Wonderland
[It was I Don’t Wanna Stop, but I’ve already had that so I skipped to the next track.]

What is you biggest fear?
Hey Santa Claus, You Cunt
[I fear Santa giving me the wrong present?]

What's your biggest secret?
Are We the Waiting

What do you think of your friends?
Rag and Bone
[Can’t decide whether or not it’s a good thing…]

What makes you happy?
Real Love
[ Pan]

What makes you sad?
Party

What do you think is AWESOME?
Jesus Christ Pose

What would make you flail your arms around for no apparent reason?
Bullet with Your Name on it
[dotA, actually.]

EVERYBODY DO THIS!!!!

Cinderella:
[x] One of your parents is dead
[ ] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[x] You love to dress up
[ ] You love animals
[ ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[ ] Your mom is really strict
[x] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
[ ] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 5

Belle:
[ ] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
[ ] You’ve been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind (most of the time)
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird (ME)
[ ] You have done volunteer work
[x] You have a wild imagination
[x] You love to take care of people in need
[ ] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
[ ] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 5

Jasmine:
[x] Your dad is very rich/important (he's the founding manager of some behemoth temping agency)
[x] You are very clever
[ ] You’ve been with someone way different from you
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[ ] You don’t have a lot of friends
[x] You’re independent
[ ] You are wealthy
[x] Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 7

Ariel:
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you
[ ] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[ ] You’re a bit of a trouble maker
[ ] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[ ] You have a lot of sisters
[ ] You collect something
[x] You have/had long, hair
[x] You have/had a pet fish
[ ] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
TOTAL: 3

Snow White:
[ ] You know that you’re beautiful.
[ ] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[ ] You’ve almost been killed
[x] You have at least seven good friends
[ ] You’ve had food poisoning
[x] You have/had short hair
[x] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[ ] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
TOTAL: 5

Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes
[ ] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[ ] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
[x] You have/had considered running away from home
[ ] Your parents try to plan your life out
[x] A lot of your friends are boys
[ ] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[ ] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
TOTAL: 4

Aurora:
[ ] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[ ] You almost died at a very young age
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful (I’m not one to toot my own horn…but I like to think so, yes.)
[x] You have a decent singing voice
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[ ] You spend most of your time outside
[ ] You’re adopted
[ ] You’re very romantic
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colours
TOTAL: 3

Pocahontas:
[ ] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[x] You are more spiritual than religious
[ ] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
[x] One of your family members is dead
[ ] Your parents are very protective of you
[ ] Someone you know has been in war
[ ] You love nature
[ ] You have/had black hair
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[ ] You’re very adventurous
TOTAL: 3

I am: Jasmine