10 things to say to people
- “Fuck what I think, [insert Plastic’s name here], let’s hear what bullshit you have to say about my friend.”
- “Fuck off and leave me the fuck alone!”
- “You fucking wanker.”
- “I’m sorry; I say ‘fuck’ a lot.”
- “Why don't you understand? What do I have to do to make you understand?"
- “No, he’s not my fucking boyfriend! Fuck off! Seriously, is it inconceivable to your makeup-fried brain that a guy might just be mates with a girl?”
- “Why the fuck do you think it’s funny to take the piss out of other people?”


Nine Things About Yourself
- It’s likely that I’m insane…but I don’t know how yet…I just know why
- I’m an Occultist with some Pagan beliefs
- I’ve finally found a friend who’s just like me
- I often look at something I’ve written about myself, and cringe at the amount of time I say “I”
- I like most types of music, save for bluegrass, the vast majority of hip-hop, and the vast majority of rap (I can tolerate pop music as long as it’s decent, I’ve found a lot of pop I like)
- I type quickly and badly
- I apparently talk a lot, but it’s not for lack of ability to be quiet, it’s more I tend to have a lot to say, a lot on my mind
- I’m kind of like a rainbow with black streaks
- I plan to name my children with kind of strange names (some of them)

Eight Ways to Win Your Heart
- Not even gonna answer

Seven Things that Cross Your Mind A Lot
- Am I insane, or am I imagining this?
- When am I going to get out of here?
- Ya Soshla S Uma…shit
- Where the fuck is [insert object I’ve lost here]?
- God, I’m tired
- Shut the fuck up…
- Me hungry…be quiet, stomach.

Six Things You do Before You Fall Asleep
- Change into my pyjamas (in the winter, a longsleeve and track pants, in the summer, whatever t-shirt I was wearing that day and either shorts or underwear)
- Brush/comb my hair
- Read
- Find something I need for the next day
- Write (sometimes)
- Listen to my iPod (sometimes)


Five Things that Frustrate You
- Lethologica (the state of being unable to remember the word you want)
- When I really need to talk to someone and I don’t know where they are
- Losing things
- When I can’t make someone understand
- When someone rambles on and one on a vein about which I really couldn’t give two shits

Four Things You Love to do On Rainy Days
- Walk in the rain (if it isn’t cold)
- If I’m in Australia, I love to go swimming in the rain
- Look for the rainbow
- Go outside afterwards just to breathe in the smell

Three Biggest Turn-ons:
- Oh, shit, don’t ask me

Two Things you want to do before you Die
- Get away from my parents
- Live my life the way I wanna

One Confession
- I’m nervous as hell right now…